“Well are you a [controversial identity] supporter???”
My friend I do not know what to tell you here. My rule is and remains “I don’t care what you call yourself because your actions and who you are as a person is more valuable to me” and “as long as everyone in the situation is an adult and is giving enthusiastic consent I genuinely do not give a fuck what you do” and “words are stupid and people are complicated so it doesn’t matter if The Words Are Wrong as long as it makes you happy”
I’m a longer tables not higher walls kind of guy. Have a seat. Break bread with me. Tell me a story over dinner. I think that’ll be better for the both of us.
This post has gained about 2.5k notes in 24 hours for some reason and is doing numbers in the Identities Fandom but I feel like I need to be clear about something:
I wrote this before I’d ever even heard of crimew but also like.
Also yes I mean even that identity. That one too. Especially that one. And we can’t forget that one either.
Come and sit at my table. Try my soup, it’s an old recipe. Tell me how your day went. I think that’s a better course of action.
Back on my bullshit to say if you want me to actively think sush-and-such identity is bad you will still need to play by my rules. If you cannot articulate why whatever identity you feel is harmful is actually harmful, and by that I mean “its existence is inherently harmful” doesn’t count, then sorry but I simply don’t believe you and I am not willing to play ball. Existing in a space might make you uncomfortable, but discomfort isn’t harm, so you’re going to need to get over it.
Come here. I’m pulling meat and vegetables off the grill. There’s a plate made up just for you. Times are rough but we’ll get through it somehow. Together.
the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.
assault parrots, if you will
this was so cool, it looked at me right before i started filming this. i think it’s a hawk of some kind?
we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur’s table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it’s really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it’s crazy i was just born like this i guess
